{"id":489,"date":"2014-11-28T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-28T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/szapp.com\/blog\/your-technical-support-key-is-8e36-ac82-2b02-lblf.html"},"modified":"2014-11-28T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-11-28T10:00:00","slug":"your-technical-support-key-is-8e36-ac82-2b02-lblf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2014\/11\/28\/your-technical-support-key-is-8e36-ac82-2b02-lblf.html","title":{"rendered":"Your technical support key is: 8e36-ac82-2b02-lblf"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\tI haven’t seen this one in a while, but then I don’t visit Astorians.com<\/a> so much these days. Once in a while my attempts to access that message board (which uses the Simple Machines Forum<\/a> software) would return this strange hackeresque screen with a cryptic (i.e. meaningless) “technical support key” and an e-mail link to the “WEBMA5TER”. I don’t remember now what that e-mail link actually went to but I think it was something meaningless, like “dev@null.com”. I also do not remember what the “fix this problem yourself” link went to.<\/p>\n

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Your technical support key is: 8e36-ac82-2b02-lblf<\/p><\/div>\n

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\nYou do not have permission to access this server. Before trying again, run anti-virus and anti-spyware software and remove any viruses and spyware from your computer.
\nYour technical support key is: 8e36-ac82-2b02-lblf<\/strong>
\nYou can use this key to fix this problem yourself.
\nIf you are unable to fix the problem yourself, please contact the WEBMA5TER and be sure to provide the technical support key shown above.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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