{"id":5082,"date":"2016-02-16T18:09:16","date_gmt":"2016-02-16T23:09:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=5082"},"modified":"2016-02-16T18:09:16","modified_gmt":"2016-02-16T23:09:16","slug":"snuggle-up-by-the-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2016\/02\/16\/snuggle-up-by-the-fire.html","title":{"rendered":"Snuggle up by the fire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t I only titled this posting as such because that is what I was hearing through the radio as i started typing. there is no fire here, no snuggling, just overpriced coffee granted to me by payment to a surly cashier who I think does not like me, but whose general attitude seems to be of disdain for all.<\/p>\n<p>I had forgotten about this 30th high school reunion e-mail chain, since there was no weekly Throwback Thursday e-mail last week as there has been for about a month. I was thinking that I do not know anybody on this list. Sure, I recognize a name here or there, and I may have conversed with a handful of them &#8212; THIRTY FUCKING YEARS AGO &#8212; but this conversation is being carried on by what feels like another class. And I don&#8217;t mean the Class of 1986. I mean a different class of alumni, class of people, maybe I could take it as far as saying it feels like a diffeerent class of privilige?<\/p>\n<p>Scanning is one of these OCD habits I have that, once I start, I find it hard to stop. I am scanning the 1928 issues of &#8220;The Etude&#8221; magazine at 600dpi for maximum OCR accuracy. It is faster than any 600dpi scanning I&#8217;ve ever done but it does not lack for tedium. It&#8217;s a fancy Fujitsu duplex scanner which listed for thousands of dollars. Somehow i got it for significantly less than that. I don&#8217;t think I paid more than a few hundred for it, this because (as I discovered upon receipt) the device had no feeder chute, rendering the device essentially useless. In time I obtained a feeder chute for something like $80 but it took quite a bit of headbanging to get the Fujitsu to work with Vuescan, which is said to be about the most versatile scanning software out there. As it happens I checked to see if an update was avaiilable, and what do you know: among the handful of bug fixes was &#8220;improved suport for certain Fujistu duplex scanners&#8221;. I updated Vuescan and the fancy thousands-dollar scanner works with that software. I should be grateful but I am not feeling the joy over an expensive \u00a0piece of software that didn&#8217;t fucking work for about a year. This is one of many things that has repelled me from continuing to pursue a living in technology: So much shit just doesn&#8217;t fucking work.<\/p>\n<p>I just wrote a too-long e-mail to a woman who wants to use one of my photos on a CD she is creating. She mentioned that she once played at the White House, which I find genuinely impressive. 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