{"id":5221,"date":"2016-01-09T19:53:42","date_gmt":"2016-01-10T00:53:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=5221"},"modified":"2016-01-09T19:53:42","modified_gmt":"2016-01-10T00:53:42","slug":"my-email-address-is-prune-juice-voicemail-transcription-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2016\/01\/09\/my-email-address-is-prune-juice-voicemail-transcription-fail.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;My Email Address Is Prune Juice.&#8221; Voicemail Transcription Fail."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tI missed a call from a television producer, so he left a voicemail. The transcription is like a flower half-blossomed. You can almost see what he said but it&#8217;s like it will take years for him to fully articulate his inquiry. I added the periods.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hi, Mr. Thomas. This is Tom Scott. It&#8217;s Todd speaking. I&#8217;m in newsprint your sugar. Okay for our tails in touch television and I&#8217;m currently working on a story about the Wi-Fi kiosks in the New York City and a whore. To be interesting to talk with you question in your history or even possible to give me a call. You can also email me if that&#8217;s more convenient. My email address is prune juice her at the RTL TV W S &amp; S producer at the RTL TV W S. My name is Tom Scholars Class and I work for Audrey Eldridge television. 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