\t\t\t\t I do know one and one is never two, but a version of one.
One and one is one evolved. I swear this under penalty of death.<\/p>\n
On the night of April 10, 2016, I listened to\u00a0
abandoned radiators spit up unchewed rot. I\u00a0
stumbled with castrated lions on lustful safaris.\u00a0<\/p>\n
I sarcastically granted the soil erotic wishes,\u00a0
dandelioned roses, inclement pardons void of absence.
\u00a0 Now, sixteen centuries later, I stand trial for this.<\/p>\n
Trace the pattern of your smile across drunken skies,\u00a0
carefully remembering blurred indentations that\u00a0
bluntly dent Manhattan’s perimiter as seen from Phoenix.<\/p>\n
\u00a0 Most testimonies break down when laughter erupts tightly.\u00a0
Authorities are summoned. Their existential\u00a0
buttcheeks blink like puppies stoned on language.<\/p>\n
\u00a0 I speak only the truth.\u00a0
I swear this under penalty of my breath. \t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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