{"id":5450,"date":"2016-04-24T23:20:02","date_gmt":"2016-04-25T03:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=5450"},"modified":"2016-04-24T23:20:02","modified_gmt":"2016-04-25T03:20:02","slug":"feces-of-prospect-park-nsfw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2016\/04\/24\/feces-of-prospect-park-nsfw.html","title":{"rendered":"Feces of Prospect Park (NSFW)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tI stepped into a porto-let thingy at Prospect Park today and discovered this bucket of shared human feces. I see the turds of at least five individuals mingling, chatting, swirling.  I had business to conduct in this portable restroom but I chose to pee elsewhere. Anywhere else. I did not know if it was safe to breath the air of a \u00bd dozen strangers&#8217; bowel movements.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5451\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5451\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/DSC07530.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Feces of Prospect Park\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"size-large wp-image-5451\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-5451\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Feces of Prospect Park<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stepped into a porto-let thingy at Prospect Park today and discovered this bucket of shared human feces. I see the turds of at least five individuals mingling, chatting, swirling. I had business to conduct in this portable restroom but I chose to pee elsewhere. Anywhere else. I did not know if it was safe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19393,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-181-2","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/DSC07530-1024x768-1.jpg?fit=1024%2C768&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-1pU","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5450\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}