\t\t\t\tthat today i found myself talking, in full voice, perfectly reasonable and
\ncalm, to a squirrel. if i learn to talk to animals can i carry on better
\nwith humans? or does it reduce the human component to mush? you should
\nhave seen the way that little beast was looking at me. we talked for
\nseveral minutes on a barbed-wire-lined stretch of road in a particularly
\nasshole part of Queens. i do not particularly like squirrels. i consider
\nthem glorified rodents. but this seemed like a quizzical beast, capable
\nof understanding. then i wrapped some duct tape around him so he
\nwouldn’t explode when i fucked him in the ass. haha, ok, that’s an old,
\nold joke<\/p>\n
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