{"id":6277,"date":"2017-01-07T17:18:52","date_gmt":"2017-01-07T22:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=6277"},"modified":"2017-01-07T17:18:52","modified_gmt":"2017-01-07T22:18:52","slug":"balaklava","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2017\/01\/07\/balaklava.html","title":{"rendered":"Balaklava"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tSnow day spent indoors, just talking shit and having a good time of it. Friends are best when they stay by you in your sobriety. We were talking about message boards where the dried out congregate. I spotted one yesterday and intend to revisit, but he was talking about one where the consensus was identical to what I&#8217;ve been thinking all week: &#8220;I don&#8217;t miss the bars, I don&#8217;t miss the buzz, the hangovers, the scene. I don&#8217;t miss anything except the ability to sleep.&#8221; Word. It&#8217;s all I could think through another sleepless night waiting for that holistic bullshit pill to kick in. I don&#8217;t think it ever did, but I was back-of-mind worried that the bathroom window was wide open and blowing cold air into the room and basically straight into my face. I remembered a line from &#8220;The Exorcist&#8221;, where the doctors interrogated Regan&#8217;s mother on the cleanliness of her house. They were implying that Regan being possessed of The Devil was some kind of infection. &#8220;Was the bedroom window open? An open window is a magic carpet for bacteria.&#8221; If I had left the window open I might have woken up POSSESSED OF THE DEVIL. But I appear to be Satan-free, at least as much as I ever was.<\/p>\n<p>Sans alcohol you would think we did do gimlets considering what I did after he left. I went out into the snow wearing sandals on my feet. Haha. I made it to the Mi Tierra and back without, amazingly enough, a single drop of snow getting onto my socks. Now I am all \u00a0booted up, and made it to the BakewayNYC sans Satan and sans incident.<\/p>\n<p>The kitchen is looking great. I need to scrub the floor and such, but it&#8217;s looking like it makes a lot more sense now. I semi-retired the convection over, storing it where some of the dark room gear used to be. Yes, the kitchen is cleaner, and everyone knows that a cleaner kitchen is a path to greatness. GREATNESS!<\/p>\n<p>Just going to look out the window at the falling snow for a little bit.<\/p>\n<p>I got a Balaklava. It will be my best friend for the rest of the winter. It is bright red.<\/p>\n<p>Going home again, to debate Amazon purchases with all the money I&#8217;ve saved from not pouring liquor down my face.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Snow day spent indoors, just talking shit and having a good time of it. Friends are best when they stay by you in your sobriety. We were talking about message boards where the dried out congregate. I spotted one yesterday and intend to revisit, but he was talking about one where the consensus was identical [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-text","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-1Df","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}