\t\t\t\tDreamed I was on a houseboat. The boat was large, with 3 or 4 families living on board. Most of the people were adults but I walked toward the back and found a couple of 5 year old girls playing on the floor. They told me “Go look at the bathroom.” I stepped into the bathroom and found the toilet filled to the brim with poop. It was almost overflowing. How, I asked myself, could such little girls produce so much stuff? I flushed the toilet and all the poop went away, but within seconds it returned, coming back up the pipes. I flushed again, and it all came back, repeatedly, and I noticed that with each flush the poop gradually turned into sausages. The dreams ends with a toilet full of hearty tubes of meat, and with me thinking “So that’s how they make sausage.”\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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