{"id":6589,"date":"2017-08-04T13:36:37","date_gmt":"2017-08-04T18:36:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=6589"},"modified":"2017-08-04T13:36:37","modified_gmt":"2017-08-04T18:36:37","slug":"misalignment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2017\/08\/04\/misalignment.html","title":{"rendered":"Misalignment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1080\" height=\"400\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?visual=true&#038;url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F336331617&#038;show_artwork=true&#038;maxwidth=1080&#038;maxheight=1000\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>It was the misalignment of the rats that confused me. The rats had been huddled along the side of the road, evenly spaced, not minding anybody&#8217;s business but their own. And I started stepping on them. And they started eating squirrels. This was after the squirrels choked on plastic wrap from candy bars. I don&#8217;t know what happened with the rest of the evening, but I woke up face down on the couch at home. In a place that could&#8217;ve been a lot worse. You don&#8217;t remember do you? You were dead already but I still think you remember these things.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was the misalignment of the rats that confused me. The rats had been huddled along the side of the road, evenly spaced, not minding anybody&#8217;s business but their own. And I started stepping on them. And they started eating squirrels. This was after the squirrels choked on plastic wrap from candy bars. I don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sounds","et-doesnt-have-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paumAn-1Ih","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}