\t\t\t\tcbs channel 2 showed video of a fallen tree in douglaston, queens, and made it look like this one tree represented an apocalypse. queens is in ruins! new york is decimated! then they showed some rain falling in upper manhattan as further proof that the endtimes were nigh. what the fuck? what THE fuck…<\/p>\n
now, a half hour later, the sun is out and it\u2018s all placid across the 5 boroughs.<\/p>\n
…..<\/p>\n
was today another utter waste? it might be. i was prisoner to UPS from 2-5pm, the window of time during which i was promised re-delivery of an item i half-assedly ordered from amazon before passing out drunk one night last week. UPS never showed so i taped the signed delivery\/redlivery note to the door and went about my busy day.<\/p>\n
i found a stridently ambiguous endtime warning today. it was stuck inside a copy of the december, 1910, issue of The Etude Magazine. i don\u2018t think the God-fearing literature was distributed by Theodore Presser (publisher of The Etude) but who knows, maybe it was. i feel it must have slipped in there by other means. by other maneuverings. the\u3138\u3145\uc154\uc169\u3137 \u314a\ucc44\u3155\u3163\u3147 \u3160\u3137 editorsat The Etude could be dogmatic in their ways but slipping apocalyptic warnings in to the magazine seems out of character.<\/p>\n
there notice contained a roadmap, which i thought would have given an address for a revival or a place to be saaaaaved. but the roads led to hell, and intersectedwith sin and tempations and debauchery.<\/p>\n
i was reminded of a conversation in college which led to the idea that a contestant on The Price is Right would choose \u201cwhat\u2018s behind the curtain\u201c and the curtain would open and the announcer would say \u201cYou chose…. AN EVENING OF LUST!!!\u201c and behind the curtain would be an orgiastic scene of fucking and the audience would scream,the mothers covering the eyes of their children for to protect them from the visage of decadence and debauchery. \u201cWE\u2018LL FLY YOU AND A PARTNER TO A MANHATTAN NIGHT CLUB FOR 3 NIGHTS OF ALL-INCLUSIVE LUST, WITH FUCKING, FELLATIO, ASS-SEX, JACUZZI…\u201c etc… we laughed and laughed, seniors in college, at the Price Is Right\u2018s Eeeeevening Of Luuuuust!<\/p>\n
…..<\/p>\n
i\u2018ve been filling screen after screen with memories of corporate, of grade school, and of yesterday. but so far high school and college do not rise up too often from my cobwebbed memories. i laughed myself to sleep over one college memory, one too strange to explain without benefit of the sound of my voice, but that\u2018s an isolated incident.college mostly does not exist (nice grammatical construct, that \u201cmostly not\u201c) in my immediate memory (<<nice, too, \u201cimmediate memory\u201c). (I\u2018m niiiice). high school is largely constipation in my memory. grade school remains golden, with its perilous foundation and prestidigitational exertions.<\/p>\n
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