{"id":7548,"date":"2017-09-26T12:28:41","date_gmt":"2017-09-26T17:28:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=7548"},"modified":"2017-09-26T12:28:41","modified_gmt":"2017-09-26T17:28:41","slug":"hah-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2017\/09\/26\/hah-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Hah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tThis matter of listening to all my old cassette tapes has been&#8230;<br \/>\nenlightening? I don&#8217;t know. It&#8217;s interesting how many answering machine<br \/>\nmessages and corporate vcoiemails I saved, as if I thought I would need<br \/>\nthem 20 or 25 years later. Most people I know now,  since the voicemail<br \/>\nera has prevailed for so long, are gone from this sort of realm.<br \/>\nVoicemails, for me at least, disappear. Cassette recorded messages do<br \/>\nnot.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a tape of myself talking as I returned to New York from Atlanta. I<br \/>\ndrove a U-Haul. For some reason my mother thought this was some sort of<br \/>\nhumiliation for me, as if only low lifes rent U-Hauls. God my voice sounds<br \/>\nstrange. Nasally and tight. Right or wrong I think of my voice, and have<br \/>\nalways thought of my voice, as deep and kind of mellow. The only trace of<br \/>\nthat sound I&#8217;ve heard from these older tapes was from the WOBC broadcasts<br \/>\nI recorded. <\/p>\n<p>A string of answering machine messages that completely escaped me came<br \/>\nwhen my mother broke her leg. That was a horrible episode. I went to<br \/>\nTampa for a couple of weeks to take care of her. I did not fully<br \/>\nappreciate what a sweet arrangement that ended up being. I was paid in<br \/>\nfull by Time Inc., for which I did no real work while I was in Tampa. And<br \/>\nmy mother even paid me back for the plane fare. She had a decent amount<br \/>\nof money back then. <\/p>\n<p>I forgot how often Phil used to call me. <\/p>\n<p>These tapes are in no meaningful sequence, so I&#8217;m hearing a tape from the<br \/>\nU-Haul now but the next tape or even the other side of this tape could be<br \/>\nfrom years later or years earlier. I thought I made extensive tapes on the<br \/>\ndrive from Atlanta. I found one tape from when I actually left Atlanta but<br \/>\nit seems I made fewer recordings from the road than I thought. I remember<br \/>\nrecording a Baptist preacher I heard on the radio somewhere in North or<br \/>\nSouth Carolina. I contacted that preacher weeks later, requesting tapes<br \/>\nof his sermons. He obliged. At least one of those tapes is in this<br \/>\npile.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday was another epic stroll, from here to Adorama on 18th Street.<br \/>\nThat proved to be a waste of time. The dude at the counter just was having<br \/>\nnone of my nonsense. I needed a small wind guard for a lapel mic. He only<br \/>\nsearched one way, which was to look for a wind guard specifically designed<br \/>\nfor the exact microphone I had. No such specific wind guard exists. From<br \/>\nthat conclusion he would not even lift a finger &#8212; and that was<br \/>\nliterally all he had to do &#8212; to search the Adorama database for general<br \/>\nwind guards. <\/p>\n<p>So I left empty handed knowing full well that the wind guard I wanted was<br \/>\nthere. Boo hoo. It is comical how much trouble I&#8217;ve had finding suitable<br \/>\nwind guards for these mics.<\/p>\n<p>At home now, considering the big site merger of .MOBI, \/yo, and<br \/>\nflaneur.nyc, which has been stillborn for months. I also wanted to<br \/>\nintegrate some of the older stuff that no one ever read and that I<br \/>\nforgot I ever wrote.<\/p>\n<p>I recorded almost 2 hours of myself talking on Saturday, en route to and<br \/>\nfrom the GWB and Inwood. I only went up to 216th Street out of a feeling<br \/>\nof obligation. I have no fond memories of that apartment, the building, or<br \/>\nthe area. Even as I stood outside all I could think was that I did not<br \/>\neven care to see this place. The place on Cabrini had a little more appeal<br \/>\nto me on account of the fun memories I had sticking my head out the window<br \/>\nand interacting with people stuck in traffic down below. And it&#8217;s also<br \/>\nquite possible my roommate from back then still lives there. Oh jeez, I<br \/>\njust realized I still remember his phone number. What a strange thing to<br \/>\nkeep in the brain. I just looked it up, and THERE HE IS. Haha. I<br \/>\nremember calling that number a lot and using it as my own for a short<br \/>\nwhile. The answering machine was constantly clogged with angry calls<br \/>\nfrom student loan debt collectors. They were calling for that roommate,<br \/>\nnot me.<\/p>\n<p>I cancelled Fios television yesterday. With a few exceptions, such as<br \/>\ncollege and the periods of transience I don&#8217;t think I have been without<br \/>\ncable TV since 1993. Actually I don&#8217;t remember now if I had a TV in<br \/>\nAtlanta but I don&#8217;t think I did. So there was that 6 month period of<br \/>\nTVlessness. Cancelling was surprisingly painless once I found the right<br \/>\nnumber to call. I thought they would go the retention route, but it&#8217;s not<br \/>\nlike I was cancelling altogether. Now I have only Internet. I even<br \/>\ncancelled that stupid additional phone line that I did not want. For some<br \/>\nreason I did not think they would let me cancel that.<\/p>\n<p>Cancelling TV makes it feel like I am moving. I am not moving.<\/p>\n<p>October 11, 1997. Here I am announcing that it is ten &#8217;til three in the<br \/>\nafternoon and I am LEAVING Atlanta. I don&#8217;t think I ever listened to this.<br \/>\nMan, leaving Atlanta for New York was probably the most excited I&#8217;ve been<br \/>\nabout anything ever. <\/p>\n<p>Looking for Interstate 85. I remember going into a 7-Eleven or some place<br \/>\nlike that and meeting someone who had lived in New York. I told him that<br \/>\nwas where I was headed. He told me where he had lived but it was lost on<br \/>\nme. He kept saying &#8220;You can have a good life there,&#8221; and seemed to regret<br \/>\nhaving moved away. I kept thinking of that comment, asking myself &#8220;Am I<br \/>\ngoing to have a good life in New York? Is that why I am moving back<br \/>\nthere?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Here I am talking about what a shitty job that was in Atlanta. Hah. OK,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not listening to any more of this, just going to digitize away and do<br \/>\nsomething else. This is the 90th tape I&#8217;ve digitized. Quite surprising<br \/>\nthat among all those tapes only one is unplayable. I always thought of<br \/>\ncassettes as being flimsy as hell.<\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This matter of listening to all my old cassette tapes has been&#8230; enlightening? I don&#8217;t know. It&#8217;s interesting how many answering machine messages and corporate vcoiemails I saved, as if I thought I would need them 20 or 25 years later. 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