{"id":84,"date":"2009-04-15T16:33:25","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T20:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/?p=84"},"modified":"2009-04-15T16:33:25","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T20:33:25","slug":"heavy-duty-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wsbj.com\/sorabji\/2009\/04\/15\/heavy-duty-love.html","title":{"rendered":"Heavy Duty Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There sure is a lot of love for Reynolds Wrap.<\/p>\n<p>A few years ago I bought a box of 75 square feet of Reynolds Wrap and found that the product was defective. The foil was messed up with some kind of odd-smelling, viscous gunk. I made this discovery at 1 in the morning on July 6, 2006, though it appears I actually bought the product over a month earlier on <a href=\"http:\/\/sorabji.com\/r\/receipts\/walgreens_060531.jpg.html\">May 31, 2006<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>With a late-night dinner in the works I was irate enough about this unusable-looking foil that I felt compelled to bring the matter to the attention of the company that makes it. I tore off a swath of the foil and wrote a 1-page letter which I promptly took to a corner mailbox. I went to to an all-night grocery to buy what ended up being a roll of cheap-o brand-x crappy foil that is almost soft and thin enough to use as tissue.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"text-align: center;margin: 0px auto 20px\" class=\"mt-image-center\" alt=\"reynolds_wrap_ltr.060706.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"1013\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sorabji.com\/1\/i\/reynolds_wrap_ltr.060706.jpg?resize=650%2C1013\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Returning to my kitchen I put down a sheet of the trusty but mysteriously soiled Heavy Duty Reynolds Wrap and then put several layers of the untrusted brand-x foil on top so as to maximize the thickness of separation between the chicken and the filthy, filthy cookie sheet (it seriously is filthy).<\/p>\n<p>I was annoyed about the defective roll of foil but I honestly bring these matters to the attention of the appropriate parties in the spirit of helping companies and individuals know that there are problems with their product. I am not trying to be an ass nor do I expect anything in return.<\/p>\n<p>Nevertheless, in return for my bringing this matter to their attention the fine people at the Consumer Response Division of Reynolds Wrap sent me this <a href=\"http:\/\/sorabji.com\/r\/receipts\/reynolds_wrap_coupon.jpg.html\"><b>manufacturors coupon for a free roll of Reynolds Wrap<\/b><\/a>, either 75 or 200 square feet. I didn&#8217;t understand at first why they would offer an option of 75 or 200 square feet. Who wouldn&#8217;t take 200 over 75 if it&#8217;s free? I soon found that many stores don&#8217;t seem to carry the 200 ft. size and I looked at quite a few stores before finding it.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, when I say there&#8217;s a lot of love for Reynolds Wrap I am referring to the <b>Reynolds Wrap comment board<\/b> which is suddenly clocking lots of enthusiastic remarks from site visitors who randomly find the page while looking for Reynolds Wrap coupons.<\/p>\n<p>I basically loath comment boards but recently opened up comments for all <a href=\"http:\/\/sorabji.com\/receipts\/\">my receipts<\/a> and other parts of this site just to see what happens. I find I am attracted to the disembodied randomness of these things. The incoherent drive-by nature of these things, however, makes divining their substance a matter of reverse-engineering.<br \/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There sure is a lot of love for Reynolds Wrap. A few years ago I bought a box of 75 square feet of Reynolds Wrap and found that the product was defective. The foil was messed up with some kind of odd-smelling, viscous gunk. 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