In summary: A reporter from Gothamist somehow got hold of the phone number I use for my little shenanigan. The number is not exactly a state secret but not many people have it, and fewer still would have the wherewithal or knowledge of the situation to contact Gothamist, and this particular reporter at that. Something is probably coming soon but I don’t know what it is, so I don’t know to be nervous or excited or neither. Is this the remonstrance I’ve been waiting for? I mean I knew something like this would happen eventually — assuming, of course, that something is truly about to happen. I’m undecided about who might have passed the number on to Gothamist, but if everyone involved sticks to their promise I should remain invisible, and in fact I should become more invisible than ever. Yes.