You Get A C+
The Orchestra Is Practically Yours
The Movie In Which You Star Opened Last Month
I Just Said Hello To The Hardest Working Woman On Broadway
That's Powerful
West Point
Once You've Got Ridiculous Happiness It All Goes Downhill
Bless Your Heart
Everybody Now
I Just Heard A Swear Word
Postulates Vs. Theories
"Plush" Means Something Different Absent Earth's Horizontal Axis
Hungry For Umbrellas
PIPE
Please Crinkle Responsibly
I Never Hide My Ivy League Education
I Hovered Over Every Minute Of It
For What They Do, They Hide Their Accomplishments
TACO CAT
Green
Drastic Compromises From The Academy
Brick, Quizical
Brick
Shadow
Stop Looking At Yourself
They Can Turn Off Niagara Falls
Sirloin Comes From Virgin Sturgeon
Have You Lived Long Enough?
You Gotta See Yellowstone
Crowded Family
You Are More Fortunate And Resiliant Than You Know
Florida In The Shadows
No, No, I Did All That On The Mattress. Lewd Dancing, Cheerful Smut, Intolerant Civil War...
In This Day and Age
Go To Slash Slash Slash
Sub
I Mean It When I Say "See You Next Hobby."
Inhale
This One. This One. I Remember When There Used To Be This One.
Asylum in Cuba
Broken
Invisible Mimes
Thoughts And Coughs Escape Down The Drain
Janus
Did You Hear The One About Me?
Teal
Maximum Cupidity
This One's Easy. Thanks You, Jesus. This One's Easy.
Tarrytown Weekend Escapes Are Typically Spent In Driveways
Always Let Your Opponent Win The Argument. Especially When She Is Wrong.
Green Peppers, Spinace, Mushrooms, and NO ONIONS.
Stand Pipe. Stand Pipe.
Sugars. Dies. Artificial Preservatives.
Thank You Sardinia
I Have To Take Your House.
I Do Not Charge Late Fees
Water Colors Take Too Long To Dry
There Must be 50,000 Restaurants In The Borough Of Queens
Less Waste = Less Waste = Less Waste = More Aches And Pains
I Have Not Shopped For French Scatological Porn In Months
TOOL TIPS PIT LOOT
Shout Out To My Pizza Slices On Amsterdam Avenue
Long
Gray
Are You Still Waiting For Heartburn?
You Are Very Busy At The Tanning Salon
Intolerance Is Wildly Entertaining.
Oscar Meyer Is Way Laid Back
Maybe You Should Eat More Contact Lenses
We All Leave Behind a Legacy
When Were You Planning On Leaving?
Hydraulic Television
We Just Stupefied Earth
Is There No Stopping You?
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Do You Understand Hollywood?
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Ave Maria
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Pornography On VHS Is The Purist's Choice
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Find A Way To Send A Letter To Someone In Vietnam
Thank You. Hello. Thank You. Hello. Thank You.
They'll All Come To Greet You
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Flowers For Aphrodite
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There Will Be Telescreens
Sardinia Has The Power
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You Aree Full Of Questions
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