Eargasm. Earigation. Aural enema. Call it what you want but it’s nice to be able to hear again. I didn’t expect to be stuffed into a soundproof chamber for the hearing test. It took a while. But the plucking of wads of wax from both ears was the focal point of the afternoon. The wax had grown arms eyes and a mouth  but no legs so those blobs were unable to run off and cram themselves into other ears. They checked the nose and throat but found only some “For Sale” signs but mostly empty land, with some tumbleweed and foxes.