Monday scrambled through, stampeding extinct animals born from rotten eggs
Tuesday hungered for impressive dalmations, stupid, neurotic
Wednesday told you misfiled truths about vodka memories, soda pop defeats
Thursday got into a fistfight with protein-pumped bodybuilders
Friday missed the train to Glory, hopped a skateboard to Miami
Saturday hoisted itself with floury torpedo strips, coughed with dignity
Sunday violated SEC rules, remembered places unvisited, shouted “Is he still waiting?”