Oh, wow. That was real. I thought she was kidding, because I’ve seen her be maximum dramatic but with a wink and a nudge that she’s just putting you on. She said I should die in a fire. Thinking she was joking I responded that the world would be better for it if I perished slowly and definitively in a Bumble Bee Tuna oven. Whoops. I was messing with a nut case.