Wasn’t going to post anything .NYC, since I’m getting ready to retire it to the wanky dustbowl of gratuitous TLDs. But before I do that, I wanted to share some ½ decent video I got of the Trump Tower climber today. If I had been at my secret perch within that Tower I might have gotten unique video angles. But then I might still be there now, hours later, getting fistfucked by the Secret Service. They might still remember me, after all.

Incidents like this make me wonder when the shoulder fire missiles and drone strikes will target this building. Sorry to say it but I have such ghastly thoughts when I enter Grand Central Terminal, the Port Authority, and even the relatively insignificant Time-Warner Center. When will the terrorists strike these soft targets?

The Trump Tower climber is no Philippe Petit but there were some moments of accidental balletic grace in his suction cupped crawl.