PATRIOTS RIOT!
I TRIP AT ITS PORTS!
I STRAP IT TO A PARROT’S ASS,
PROP ITS POOPOO TO A
POOR STAR’S TITS.
IT TRAPS A SPORT’S ROOTS.
SOOT IS POP’S POOP.
I PORT POP’S POOP TO A
PROTO-STRAIT’S ROT.
AS I TROT TO PAPI’S PARTS.
I POOP. I POOP!