sorabji: STOP NETSEXING!!! IT’S UNSEEMLY!! >:P
friend of yore: hahaha how did you know? friend of yore: 😉
sorabji: a d00d knows, somehow
friend of yore: haha. i was just about to go to bed.
friend of yore: how are things love?
sorabji: do you know Lisa*’s friend Sarah? i’m a bit emfatuated… 😛
friend of yore: who?
friend of yore: no i don’t know her
friend of yore: i’ll havet to check her out
sorabji: yeah, lemme know if you approve
sorabji: because your approval means so much to me
friend of yore: I will. you know I think no one is good enough for you.
friend of yore: is that sarcasm I hear?
sorabji: No one?
friend of yore: haha
friend of yore: except me
friend of yore: 😉
sorabji: of course
friend of yore: hahaha
sorabji: L-)
friend of yore: grrrrrrrrrr
sorabji: there it is. couldn’t find the right smiley thingy
friend of yore: don’t make me take you down next time I see you.
sorabji: down where?
sorabji: downtown?
friend of yore: hahah i knew you would say that
friend of yore: just down
sorabji: you did?
friend of yore: yup
friend of yore: i’m psychic
sorabji: man, this girl Sarah, down was all i could think about… it flooded my mind! #-o
friend of yore: hahaha wow
sorabji: which isn’t saying much, but still
friend of yore: is she on myspace?
sorabji: yeah, her and her boyfriend :-t
friend of yore: lisa’s the bartender right?
friend of yore: awwww
sorabji: i replaced Lucky with her on my friendspace. now is that emfatuation or what?
friend of yore: wow!!!
sorabji: yeah, the australian bartender
friend of yore: oh she’s fabulous
friend of yore: i love her
sorabji: she worked my birfday
friend of yore: yup i remember
friend of yore: she’s great.
sorabji: she is
sorabji: and so is her friend!
friend of yore: oohh now i’m going on myspace to find her
sorabji: she’s my 16th friend…
sorabji: and i only have 16 friends at any time, because i’m exclusive that way
friend of yore: oohh she’s cute!
sorabji: *sigh* :”>
sorabji: but hey, i’m sure her boyfriend is far more fascinating
friend of yore: wow her boobs are fabulous!
sorabji: and for such a thin girl…
friend of yore: i know!
friend of yore: wow
sorabji: so you approve?
friend of yore: totally! she’s a cutie. we need to get the bf out of the picture now
sorabji: i have assassins
sorabji: they work cheap
sorabji: but that could get ugly when i run for mayor
friend of yore: ahhh but she’s worth it
friend of yore: haha
friend of yore: check out her legs! Now i have a crush
friend of yore: haha
sorabji: yeah, i had lustful thoughts regarding those legs… hmmm
sorabji: don’t get me started, you and your netsexing ways
friend of yore: hahaha no@
friend of yore: no! not me
sorabji: she was just so nice, too. like, funny and interesting and she drinks milk
friend of yore: awww cute
sorabji: lisa says her BF is only an “obstacle”
sorabji: see i’m working the room here
friend of yore: lisa is smart!
friend of yore: good for you.
sorabji: i mean i’m not gettin’ any younger, as you know
sorabji: whatever that means
friend of yore: nah you’re always 47 to me
sorabji: hey, thanks, you old bag lady you
friend of yore: not a minute more
friend of yore: haha
friend of yore: ok doll. I’m ready to go to sleep now cutie.
sorabji: sated?
friend of yore: after talking to you…always
friend of yore: 😉
sorabji: always? i’d have thought never! insatiable!
friend of yore: that’s true too..
sorabji: oh i flatter myself sometimes… >:)
friend of yore: can’t it be both?
friend of yore: hahaha.
friend of yore: goodnight my love.
sorabji: get some sleep, and work the Sarah angle for me as best you can, i pay $1/hour for this work
friend of yore: happy valentine’s day!!!
sorabji: yeah whatever
friend of yore: ohhh i will…it may take MANY hours
friend of yore: will you be mine?
sorabji: be Mayan?
friend of yore: MINE
sorabji: i’m not into this Aztec shit
friend of yore: hahahaha come on do it for me
friend of yore: you’d look cute all dressed up
friend of yore: 😉
sorabji: i have a gaudy head dress that i whip out on special occasions…
friend of yore: hahaha awesome
sorabji: when i’m feeling 10th century Mexican and all, which happens
friend of yore: i’m sure it does.
sorabji: thrice daily!
friend of yore: not thrice!
sorabji: ummm, octupally?
friend of yore: better
friend of yore: ok i need to sleep…
sorabji: hey, whatever you say
sorabji: do that.
friend of yore: goodnight my lvoe
friend of yore: love
sorabji: get up early and take care of this weather situation
friend of yore: i will.
friend of yore: i’m on it
sorabji: you’re in charge of the weather for the rest of the week
friend of yore: ok sounds good
sorabji: don’t fuck it up!
friend of yore: hmmm i can’t guarantee anything. i’m new at it.
sorabji: i hired you based on your experience and credentials!?
friend of yore: oh yeah…i lied on my res
sorabji: in Weather Management?>! remember?
friend of yore: hmmm i do make a cute weather girl
sorabji: you have a Masters in Weather Management, right?? a very rare MWM
friend of yore: most definitely
sorabji: pronounced mwm
friend of yore: haha ok
friend of yore: yes i do
sorabji: i just mumbled the word mwm
friend of yore: hahahaha nice.
sorabji: which looks like a personal ads acronym
friend of yore: it totally does
sorabji: mwm = man wanta man?
friend of yore: hahah m with man
friend of yore: man with man
sorabji: my womb matters!
friend of yore: mama woves meatballs
friend of yore: get it woves…loves
friend of yore: get it?
sorabji: hmm, well you should have thoughnt of this when you pursued the Weather Management degree
friend of yore: i should have
sorabji: wove wove wove
sorabji: wove is all you need
friend of yore: mark woves me
sorabji: mark woes you
friend of yore: awwwwwww
sorabji: woe woe woe is you
sorabji: 😐
friend of yore: :((
sorabji: ah, one of my favorite yahoo smilies
sorabji: tears squirting east and west
friend of yore: i’m sure it is.
sorabji: no nose, no hair, no face really
sorabji: so expressive
friend of yore: just tears
friend of yore: shows my dispair
sorabji: :o)
friend of yore: ok that is one scary clown
sorabji: isn’t that redundant?
sorabji: scary clown
friend of yore: seriously…sleep…now scariness too…
sorabji: i have to make dinner…
friend of yore: yes it iws
friend of yore: is
friend of yore: dinner??!
sorabji: i’m just getting started over here
friend of yore: good lord.
friend of yore: well have a good one.
friend of yore: happy day my valentine
sorabji: i always do… er, no i don’t but whatever
friend of yore: mmmmmmmwwwwwahhhhhh
sorabji: see ya
friend of yore: buh bye
sorabji: =;