kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:20:36 AM): how would you describe yourself in 3 words?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:25:57 AM): thir teen inches
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:26:35 AM): how many payphones have you answered?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:26:48 AM): this week?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:26:51 AM): yeah
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:26:56 AM): they don't ring any more
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:27:01 AM): few do
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:27:13 AM): did this cause you depression for lack of things to do?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:27:27 AM): i visited your site earlier and looked at all the pipes
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:27:35 AM): very phallic
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:27:44 AM): no, it had the opposite effect. fewer payphones = easier focus
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:28:16 AM): i almost read your 11 yr old essay but stopeed my self
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:28:19 AM): well, yeah. they're bent penises. any other New York Times insights?? :-P
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:28:34 AM): what stopped you?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:28:51 AM): i have so much new stuff to post
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:28:53 AM): why is that what the nyt said about them?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:28:56 AM): stuff since after i was 11
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:29:06 AM): i was trying to describe you to my sister who is visiting
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:29:11 AM): it wasnt easy
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:29:23 AM): thir teen inches was not what i was thinking tho, 
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:29:26 AM): pipes and payphones, that's all there is
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:29:31 AM): since i know its really th re e
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:29:37 AM): how would you knopw
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:29:55 AM): esp
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:30:06 AM): i told someone today my whole life is work, practice, eat, shit, drink, rinse lather repeat
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:30:23 AM): hooray for not having to work too hard
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:30:47 AM): so tell you sister that
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:30:52 AM): but leave out the shitting part
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:30:54 AM): she is reading over my shoulder
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:30:57 AM): gentlemen don't shit
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:30:59 AM): lol
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:31:03 AM): hah
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:31:11 AM): ladies dont fart my sister says
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:31:17 AM): i've heard that
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:31:34 AM): youve heard a woman farting?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:31:38 AM): if you're at a friend's place and you ask to fart you are so busted
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:31:41 AM): actually i have
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:31:45 AM): melissa farted here once
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:31:49 AM): noxious
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:31:56 AM): crunchy, too
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:32:02 AM): do u run to the bathroom when you are with a girl and you have to fart?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:32:07 AM): or do u just let it all out
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:32:19 AM): i wait  a few days
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:32:27 AM): and blow up?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:32:30 AM): not yet
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:32:36 AM): how is your gall stones?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:32:46 AM): kind of getting me down today
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:32:55 AM): have you gone to the dr et?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:32:57 AM): yet?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:32:58 AM): it's getting sore up into back of my neck
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:33:04 AM): the dret?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:33:10 AM): where is your gaul bladder?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:33:13 AM): no
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:33:20 AM): it's in my safe deposit box
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:33:23 AM): at the bank
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:33:26 AM): your a fucking asshole
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:33:34 AM): near your po box?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:33:39 AM): right side under the rib cage
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:33:46 AM): how often do u visit the po box?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:33:49 AM): you know about po box 181?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:33:53 AM): why would your neck hurt?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:34:02 AM): yes i also know about the maniquin police officer
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:34:04 AM): idunno, ask webmd
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:34:13 AM): you need to go to the dr mark
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:34:13 AM): hey, that was well worth the 3 hour drive
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:34:23 AM): who's Dr. Mark?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:34:28 AM): shut up ass
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:34:36 AM): why would your neck hurt?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:34:40 AM): 3 hours each way i might add
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:34:51 AM): maybe you are hallucinating from beer
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:34:53 AM): because it does. that's the nerve connection thing.
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:35:04 AM): did you go all the way there just to see the maniquin?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:35:06 AM): it's what the medical dictionaries say happens
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:35:09 AM): you should be in that movie
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:35:09 AM): i did
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:35:14 AM): i bet you fucked the maniquin
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:35:18 AM): in the ass
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:35:23 AM): with a condom?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:35:24 AM): donkey style
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:35:32 AM): what is donkey style?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:35:38 AM): ask the mannequin
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:35:41 AM): your a classy guy
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:35:47 AM): what is your picture of the day?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:35:51 AM): i fixed the mannequin up with the buffalo butt
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:35:51 AM): and why do they all change
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:36:10 AM): i have a new picture for tuesday
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:36:18 AM): why do they change?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:36:21 AM): is it really the picture of the day when they change every time you visit the site?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:36:25 AM): in the same day or hour
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:36:25 AM): are they supposed to stay the same?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:36:31 AM): i think youre lying
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:36:39 AM): oh, the top page is random from a few thousand pictures
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:36:48 AM): its the picture of the moment not the picure of the day
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:36:49 AM): thought you meant the Big Pictures
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:36:54 AM): oh 
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:36:56 AM): i dont kno
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:36:58 AM): whatever
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:37:03 AM): those start from '97
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:37:06 AM): you never did see that pipe in bed stuy
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:37:09 AM): i think youre scared
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:37:20 AM): i'm going to the Stadium tomorrow night
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:37:34 AM): nice
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:37:35 AM): there are pipes everywhere
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:37:36 AM): im going to seattle
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:37:43 AM): at the stadium?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:37:47 AM): why travel 100 miles to bed stuy to see a pipe?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:38:01 AM): b.c it is a dope ass pipe no pun intended
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:38:03 AM): your scared
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:38:05 AM): pipes up my butt, pipes up your butt... pipes everywhere!
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:38:20 AM): i have no response to that
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:38:24 AM): damn
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:38:28 AM): youre a fucking freak tho
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:38:39 AM): have i told you about my recent idea?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:38:39 AM): i think my sister now has a complete idea of the man you are
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:38:42 AM): no
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:38:48 AM): ok
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:38:53 AM): i want to live forever
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:38:53 AM): what is it?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:38:54 AM): so
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:38:59 AM): how will you do this?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:39:01 AM): i'm going to sell my identity
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:39:11 AM): either publicly or on some kind of black market
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:39:13 AM): yes you did but go on for my sisters sake
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:39:23 AM): the idea's evolved
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:39:38 AM): fingerprints, SS#, dental records
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:39:49 AM): b.c what else does a guy have to do that sits around all day with beer and gaul stones?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:39:56 AM): i want to be the token person for every new trend in identity theft
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:40:02 AM): GALL
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:40:20 AM): can u send me a picture of you/>
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:40:27 AM): so when they figure out how to steal finger prints i want me to be the first person whose identity gets used
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:40:35 AM): nice
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:40:48 AM): every year or so my name will flow through the credit bureaus
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:40:54 AM): but what will you do with the profits when youre already dead?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:40:57 AM): and through the papers
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:41:06 AM): you will live forever on google
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:41:10 AM): my identity is for sale to me and me only
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:41:26 AM): nice
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:41:37 AM): well, yeah, but google is... ah never mind. search engines come and go
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:41:52 AM): why do you post your reciepts?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:42:07 AM): http://www.sorabji.com/cam
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:42:42 AM): it's meant ot be an unbiased statement about the decisions i make in a day
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:42:59 AM): or in a week
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:43:29 AM): a stately account of the mental furniture with which i surround myself
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:43:33 AM): i like picture 1/06/05 03:04:51
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:43:44 AM): furniture being food, electronics, pornography
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:44:03 AM): my sister says you would be hot if you got new glasses
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:44:16 AM): but not in that picture
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:44:27 AM): i look so sad in that one
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:44:37 AM): you look scared
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:44:43 AM): b.c youre thinking about bed sty
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:44:52 AM): i wear daytona beach t-shirts for a good reason
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:44:58 AM): i'll have you know
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:45:28 AM): and it's not because i spring break there
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:45:39 AM): i do need new glasses
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:45:46 AM): i'm getting health insurance next month
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:45:46 AM): why then?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:45:50 AM): great
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:45:50 AM): if i don't die first
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:45:52 AM): why not now?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:46:02 AM): my dad lives in DB
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:46:10 AM): and i stand to inherit some real estate there
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:46:12 AM): maybe
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:46:13 AM): nice
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:46:18 AM): can i visit?
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:46:26 AM): i don't think you'd want to
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:46:37 AM): hey your icon on your IM looks like that face your making in the picture
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:46:38 AM): have you been there?
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:46:40 AM): yeah
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:46:44 AM): the place is a pithole
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:46:52 AM): yeah but there is a beach
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:46:58 AM): pretty good beach, too
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:47:05 AM): and new resorts and stuff
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:47:20 AM): they're trying to make it attractive to white people
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:47:36 AM): when we scroll up to the top of the page with your pictures you are animated
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:47:39 AM): and non-bikers
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:47:49 AM): STOP SCROLLING!!
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:48:02 AM): its funny you should try it
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:48:04 AM): that's disgusting when you just start scrolling in the middle of a conversation like that
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:48:58 AM): k im going to bed then seattle tomorrow
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:49:09 AM): don't miss me too much
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:49:20 AM): have a nice couple of weeks if i dont talk to u, go yanks, and lets have a drink upon my return you freak
sorabji (7/26/2005 1:49:31 AM): ok, scroller
kr-@-jh (7/26/2005 1:49:35 AM): lates
kr-@-jh signed off at 1:49:47 AM.