I might need an umbrella later today.
I like my new umbrella. It’s nice. It’s fancy. I don’t remember the last time I paid cash money for an umbrella.
Why am I up so early today?
There’s a woman I want to cross paths with again on the subway today. She writes nice poems on her website.
Another woman on the subway is constant drama, crying, working the phones at 7:30 in the morning. She’s beautiful, though. Looks like a soul-sucking human, and exactly the kind of woman I’d fall for. Signed: Mr. Abusive Relationship Magnet.
I wonder if this new app I installed will actually work.
That was a good cocksucking video I saw last night.
My boss at work has not shown up for a month and no one seems willing to ask why.
Why do women refer to pony tail holders by many different names? A woman I knew a few years ago left a bunch of them behind. I saved one.
I’ve taken anxiety and BP pills 3 of the last 7 days. I’ve rationed them in the past but not anymore.
