Reflecting on some of the magical, mellifluous, memorable thoughts that oozed through my head this Friday.

I might need an umbrella later today.

I like my new umbrella. It’s nice. It’s fancy. I don’t remember the last time I paid cash money for an umbrella.

Why am I up so early today?

There’s a woman I want to cross paths with again on the subway today. She writes nice poems on her website.

Another woman on the subway is constant drama, crying, working the phones at 7:30 in the morning. She’s beautiful, though. Looks like a soul-sucking human, and exactly the kind of woman I’d fall for. Signed: Mr. Abusive Relationship Magnet.

I wonder if this new app I installed will actually work.

That was a good cocksucking video I saw last night.

My boss at work has not shown up for a month and no one seems willing to ask why. 

Why do women refer to pony tail holders by many different names? A woman I knew a few years ago left a bunch of them behind. I saved one.

I’ve taken  anxiety and BP pills 3 of the last 7 days. I’ve rationed them in the past but not anymore.