Once again, a post title that I don’t know why. I have nothing to say about changeling, which I initially spelt without the necessary “e”. I’d like to change myself. Swap myself into someone else’s life. Imposterize convincingly and unequivocably,
Fatherless and unfatherly, I sometimes sail over the existential quagmire of my mere existence. Mother considered aborting me, my father was gay, and I don’t suspect I was entirely expected. One could write it off as a flashpoint. A forgettable bit of trivia.
But did anyone ask me if I wanted to be born?
I am hearing a lot more coughing than usual at the workplace. I self-tested negative for Covid last week but I don’t know if those self-test kits have kept up with the latest strains and tribulations.
I was recalling how much fun playing card spoonerisms are. Four of Hearts = Whore of Farts. Four of Clubs = Core of Flubs. Jack of Spades = Spack of Jades. Hell, I have time today, let’s go in order.
Ace of Spades – Space od Aids
Two of Spades = Spoo of Tades
Three of Spades – Spree of Thades
Four of Spades – Spore of Fades
Five of Spades – Spive of Fades
Six of Spades – Spix of Aids
Seven of Spades = Speven of Sades
Eight of Spades = Spate of Aids
Nine of Spades – Spine of Nades
Ten of Spades = Spend ot Tades
Jack of Spades = Spack of Jades
Queen of Spades = Speen of Quades
King of Spades = Sping of Kades
Ace of Hearts – Hace of Arts
Two of Hearts – Hoo of Tarts
Three of Hearts – Hee of Thrarts
Four of Hearts – Whore of Farts
Five of Hearts – Hive of Farts
Six of Hearts – Hicks of Sartre’s
Seven of Hearts – Heaven of Sartre’s
Eight of Hearts – Hate of Arts
Nine of Hearts – Hine of Narts
Ten of Hearts – Hen of Tarts
Jack of Hearts – Hack of Jarts
Queen of Hearts – Heen of Quarts
King of Hearts – Hing of Karts
Ace of Clubs – Case of Lubs
Two of Clubs – Clue of Tubs
Three of Clubs – Clee of Thrubs
Four of Clubs – Core of Flubs
Five of Clubs – Clive of Fubs
Six of Clubs – Clix of Subs
Seven of Clubs – Cleven of Subs
Eight of Clubs – Clate of Ubs
Nine of Clubs – Cline of Nubs
Ten of Clubs – Clen of Tubs
Jack of Clubs – Clack of Jubs
Queens of Clubs – Clean of Qubs
King of Clubs – Cling of Cubs
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Not going to bother with Diamonds, it just doesn’t have the same ludicrosity.
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There is a heat warning today but when I was outside for about 45 minutes I did not even crack a sweat or feel oppressed by the temperature. Is it really 93 degrees today?
