Pursue redemptive alcoholism.
Strip a jelly bean to its bone.
Calculate three hundred and fifteen thousand six hundred and twelve minus pi.
Calmly digest expensive tchotchkes.
Inform strangers of their notoriety.
Blend in to rotted woodwork.
Bring lunatic dogs home.
Steal candy from balloon-wielding arsonists.
Timidly murder your education.
Sleep calmly in mausolea of the wealthy.
Read none of the letters I sent you.
Train yourself to potently vanish.
