I found this on a sidewalk. What I find interesting is the nuances of the spelling error. BIRTY is obviously supposed to be BIRTH. When I see typed spelling errors I look at a QWERTY keyboard to remind myself of which neighboring keys might have caused the slip of fingers. In this case H, which would have ended the properly-spelled BIRTH, is one key under the Y. This spelling error incorrectly plunged BIRTH into BIRTY. Did the child who wrote this hand-written missive have a QWERTY keyboard in mind when they slipped the Y in where an H should have been?
Fuck you.