Sated

sorabji: STOP NETSEXING!!! IT’S UNSEEMLY!! >:P friend of yore: hahaha how did you know? friend of yore: 😉 sorabji: a d00d knows, somehow friend of yore: haha. i was just about to go to bed. friend of yore: how are...

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Throbbing Nuclear Egg

The camera on Samsung’s Galaxy S9+ is, for the most part, pretty impressive… Except when it makes the sun look like a giant throbbing nuclear egg, causing a bioluminescent pixie to dance on the ground in front of me....

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I Started Collecting Pictures of These Things…

…and then I stopped collecting pictures of these things. They are obviously some kind of surveying guideposts, of which I found a couple others today. But the text on the others more or less explained the purpose of the...

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181 Alignment

A couple of curious alignments of the 181 took place this week. Someone contacted me about doing an interview for their podcast. The email included a link to their YouTube channel. The channel had 181 followers. I later got this...

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Siegfried Langgard: Liebeslied (Love Song)

This is what I did with yesterday’s unexpected extra hour (I forgot about the daylight savings time thing). This piece has fistfuls of notes but it’s not too difficult until the end with the long stretches in the...

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Questions Answered

To bring as much closure as possible to last week’s existential discovery, I found a breakthrough piece of evidence on Saturday that led to the dismissal of virtually any questions I had left about whether I really did...

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Stain

Just some follow-up, or follow-on, as I sometimes see people say, to yesterday’s existential weirdness: I remain in limbo, which is where I intend to stay for all time, as to whether I have a daughter. Such a strange and...

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A YouTube Intervention, Four Years Later

In August, 2016, I posted a longer version of this video to YouTube. It shows a daredevil dude scaling the surface of the Trump Tower using suction cups. Yesterday, over four years later, with zero human contact, YouTube’s...

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Not That Kenny

This is my mail-in ballot. I was so hoping this Working Families candidate for New York’s...

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Fell Down the Rabbithole

I spent much of today gone down a rabbithole I had no idea was out there. 25 years ago I had an affair with a married woman. I’m not proud of it, and don’t talk of it with a whiff of braggadocio or trying to impress...

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Turnout For Early Voting is Phenomenal

I documented this for my own satisfaction but thought it interesting enough to share, if only for the record. This is the first time New York has done early voting, and from the turnout today and yesterday it’s hard to...

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My Mother Considered Letting Me Go Early.

She mentioned it twice, both times driving the car whilst circambcombanducantortadillaybewildered, saying it was always/only a woman’s right, not any man’s, a sentiment with which I never disagreed, on instinct,...

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A Random Map

Just pulled a GPX file at random from my stash of hundreds, even thousands of recorded journeys....

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Must Gurgitate

Awaking to the usual expectation of expectoration, that I must produce, must create, must continue to fill oceans with mountains, mountains of text, intellectual cardboard, impossibly forgotten photographs, mental effluvia of...

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SORABJ

Remembering when I had a pub video game rivalry with someone who could not finish spelling...

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Kitchen Stencils

One of the oddest typos I encountered, from 2007, at a dollar shop on Broadway that is now a Duane...

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Today’s 7am to 8am Product

Oysters swallowed you whole, you and your boozed cult, mellowing youth, our greedless demise filtered through weakened language. Dollared jargon blanketed under freakish sucking, stacked under books paged by repeatedly neutral...

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She Started What?

This Sunday opened with closure on a question that has desultorally lingered in the back of my mind since high school: What song did I hear on the radio that opened with the line “SHE STARTED LICKIN’ HIS ASS”?...

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Hello Baby

I’m not going to obsess over this but I can’t decide on the gender of this...

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Roosevelt Island Tram. July, 2018.

I’ve known people who say they’d be terrified to ride this thing. I am not, but can see where some might find it scary. This is from a couple of years ago, a video I had no memory of recording, though I had posted...

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Driving to Coney Island. September, 2006.

Found this random, forgotten video of a friend and I driving to Coney Island in September, 2006. It was a spontaneous thing, as my friend driving the car was prone to indulge in and sometimes get me to go along. It’s rough...

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