Record Everything

I am letting myself be recorded 24/7, or at least attempting continuous documentation. In this pursuit I finally did what I’d been curious about for years: I watched myself sleeping. I’ve have long wanted to explore...

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5,000th Post? Bah.

I have no reason to congratulate myself or even give this matter consideration. But I sat down to write this post, with nothing in mind for its content, and noticed that this, should I finish and publish, would be the 5,000th...

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More Smart City Fun

I quit writing about this, thinking I’d have no need to further document the shenanigan. I thought I had ceased its operation. But I’ll be revisiting the LinkNYC loudspeaker broadcasts sometime soon, along with other...

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What To Do?

I don’t know what to do anymore. I programmed a whirlwind of Perl/MySQL code yesterday, in...

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Key in Lock

I almost called this “Keys in Lock” but thought better of it. Only one key inhabits...

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Is This Machine Yelling “ASSHOLE”?

A machine involved in some roadwork today sounded to me like it was yelling “ASSHOLE” over and over. It sounded a little more convincing in person than on this recording but I still hear it. See, or rather hear, what...

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Forgotten AIM Exchanges

her: does anyone in your fam have red hair? me: my sister’s hair is sometimes described as red me: but it’s really blonde her: cause you have a hint of red in your beard and in your pubic hair

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The Phone Booths Playlist

This playlist starts with me discovering a new-to-me set of immaculate old phone booths at the 347 Madison Avenue building. I tell some stories in this set that get dismembered by cell phone signal suckage. Kid in a Candy...

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Cell Phone Playlist for March 20, 2019

This is a tedious playlist save for the bit about the pen, and the one about the Asian woman. Too bad the cell phone signal dropped when it did, though you might not notice. Messed UpMute ButtonThe PenWandering...

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New Mall In Town!

The Weight of Transportation (Call cut off by cell phone suckage)Most of the DayLayers of Existance"Public Transportation"Heading to Hudson YardsIt's Just a MallPocketdial: Called In By MistakeSmart City Beacon/Sensor...

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Linden/Elizabeth NJ Playlist

Going To Linden and Elizabeth, NJTrain 7841 to Linden, NJMechanical ProblemsBeing Herded to Track 9On the train - InaudibleTravelsWith My Ex-Girlfriend (Very Hard to Hear)When I Get To Linden I'll Check InLucky I Was Paying...

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McManus Phone Booths Playlist

The Beauty of the Payphone RadioMicrosoft Butchered SkypeAlmost at the BridgeFences On The BridgeUnfair14 Mar 2019 11:13Indefensible Smart City ComparisonI Used To Worry About The BikesPRAY Payphone Found, Cell Phone Suckage...

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Bushwick Cell Phone Playlist

I guess I could keep calling this”Payphone Radio” if the calls involve a quest to find a payphone. These calls document my discovery of the cool shortcut from Blissville to Bushwick, because who doesn’t need...

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