It rained

Like a lot of people, I knew rain was coming, but had no idea it would be the most rain in one day since the 1970s (I think I read that somewhere). Flooding in all the usual places but a few surprises, I guess? Highways and...

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Staying In

Rain is worse than I thought. Waterfalls in subway stations, oh my. I thought it was just going to be steady rain but it’s coming down fast and angry. Maybe not at this moment. Within this office building I am blessedly...

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More rain

It seems my days off, with one memorable exception, all happen to land on beautiful weather days, this amid stormy weather patterns that last for days. Lucky me. Sunday is said to be mid-70s and sunny. Today and tomorrow are...

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Holes

Finding a decent pair of socks proved to be quite a challenge this morning. I found one pair after another, artfully stuffed into itself by laundromat personnel, but every pair seemed to have large and capacious holes. These...

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Early

I get to work early most days. I sit in one of the break rooms and I type. Today I type these words. In earlier days I typed other words. Different words. Someone unfamiliar to me adrressed me by name a few moments ago. I...

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Extremes?

Is life really full of extremes? Some days it seems so. But then I think on it and define that what seems extreme today was routine yesterday, and will be so tomorrow. Sitting naked on the bathtub floor today, showered by...

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5 Days

I think the last 5 days of feeling the life inside me stagnate and form self-gripping fists of self-loathing and disdain have passed for now. I don’t even look at mirrors anymore. I don’t like what I see. But I feel...

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4 Days

I took 2 days off from work, combined with two regular days off amounting to 4 days unmoored. 4 days of not knowing what to do or where to go. Sunday and Monday were rain days, which seemed to enhance whatever feeling of misery...

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What the hell is this?

I spotted this object outside a school. On account of its location I assumed it to be a table game or some sort of educational contraption. Reverse image search turned up a variety of table games. I don’t think this is a...

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MetroCard all the way

I had heard the news but somehow it never seemed like a time to take advantage. I felt like a bit of a n00b yesterday in using, for the first time, a MetroCard to get to Nassau County via the NICEBUS. There is one bus from...

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Rough Night

Dreams were rough and tumble. A homeless dude decided there was a lot of money in my bag and he wanted it. There was no money in my bag so instead he wanted my water. I carry an 8oz. bottle everywhere in case I need to take a...

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Three of us

Only two of us were in the bed. So I knew it could not be her standing over us, reaching down and grabbing our shoulders in repeated attempts to throw us out the door and into the neighbor’s back yard. I woke up, startled...

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Messed up N/R/W

No W at all this AM, and the N was running only every 20+ minutes, or so it seemed. The 7:24 was uncommonly packed, but not insufferably so. I ventured around again yesterday, this time being more cautious about the heat. Sunday...

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Work Away

One of the reasons I welcomed working at an office again after 20 years of doing my own thing was relying on someone else to pay for things like air conditioning, or letting someone else manage the computer network, or letting...

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It Was Hot

I was looking forward to the 90-degree heat. Maybe I should have tamped that enthusiasm. I had no idea where I might want to go, where to spend part of the day. Listlessly I checked on the Little Free Library and the Community...

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Fresh Pants, New Shirt

Sartorially I feel a little different than usual. Brand new shirt. Have not had one of those in over a year. Short sleeves with no pocket. Not tuckable. Casual but classy. I think I’d been wearing the same pants for a...

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Porest FaRK

Getting my Forest Park video ready. It ended up being almost an hour. I have other videos from earlier. I don’t know why I went ahead with this one first but it’s not like I’m on any kind of deadline. As I...

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Late Bring Early

I’m a little late today, only an hour early versus the usual 1.5 or so. In a previous post I think I mentioned that I saw a woman on the subway who I had not seen for months. Hse is interesting to me for her art and...

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Time for Another Day

Word on the radio was that subways were a disaster all around. I had no problems. Seems delays were all about the 1/2/3, I think, and of course the new and never-ending F/M debacle. I purchased a cheap piece of technology, with...

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I Have no Banana Today

My morning routine had come to settle on 16 ounces of strawberries and a single banana. I neglected the banana, thinking it might go bad overnight or over 2 days. Here I am bananaless. Sans banana. I am in a state of NON-BANANA....

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A Lot of Questions

Dude who sells me strawberries, once in a while, will ask a whole lot of questions. Today he asked why I go to work so early. In an earlier episode he had asked what time my job starts. I told him 9am. He obviously remembered...

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Tony

Yesterday I spotted, quite by chance, a headline in a hyper-local Queens newspaper. It mentioned...

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Day 2

The new gig at the same company started yesterday. I’m in training now, which has periods of abject boredom that drive me to near panic. That happened a lot during the first rounds of training last year. I blacked out huge...

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Monday Monday

My first day on the new division. Not certain where to go or when to log in. I don’t care too much about all this, the change of job function. It’s the same task just not as urgent or anxiety-stoking. Yesterday sent...

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The Future Is Mine

It’s probably not worth getting terrifically excited about. But for the moment I’m happy as ass. Mobing to the new division of this company at last, something like 9 months after being told I would start in 2 weeks....

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Extra Early, or Under Late?

Got here maybe a half hour earlier than usual. Nobody here. I could work this shift if I asked nicely. The overnight. I might have been wired for that in earlier years but not anymore. It’s also hard to get. Folks on the...

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Sunday Looks Good

Things finally moving again at the workplace. I don’t like to blab on about work but I’ve become happy here. That’s not my normal disposition. I don’t talk about it much because no one wants to hear from...

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A Woman Masturbating

I was engaged in a pitifully mundane task. Punching 19 digits and a 4-digit PIN to see how much money was left on an Applebee’s gift card that’s been in my wallet for something like 7 years. Sitting outside the...

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Yesterday was Baisley

Baisley Pond Park had been on my list of things to see for I don’t know how long. Hard to say why, except that it is there, on a map, looking strangely enticing. I chose a perhaps misbegotten route, from the A train...

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Mabobs

That word came to mind yesterday when someone mentioned my websites to me. I update this one but few people know of it. The payphone site, though, that’s become a thingamabob. I don’t know where websites fit in to...

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I Know Better

As habits go mine is probably typical. I think highly of myself, but quickly quash that instinct with post-natal discoveries of weakness, character flaws, arrogances and fallibilities. I am nothing. I do not inhabit or inform...

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Needs So Little

I was looking at a woman on the N train yesterday. She was small, occupied minimal space, and seemed to move only when necessary. Whatever that means. Her purse was smaller than some of the pockets in my new messenger bag, her...

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People Talk

I think it’s food. All anyone talks about is food. Indirectly, when discussing the nuclear...

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Bites and Grabs: “Who’s There?”

Something biting my arm and squeezing the back of my neck felt so real I had to wake up twice and shine light on my arm to be certain no creature or other had sunk its teeth or claws into me. Through the nearly rigor-mortis...

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Saturday

Coming in on a Saturday after 3 days off feels… off. I’m still peeved at missing Oppenheimer, but I’ll get over it. For the prices those tickets run I would have expected a reminder email. Seriously. I got...

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At the Rose

It is not the first time since it reopened that I’ve been here but it’s the first time I arrived intending to stay more than a few gawking minutes at the Rose Main Reading Room. This is the old Rose. I guess. They...

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New Breakfast

Plums and a banana. Not the ritual one pound of strawberries I had started to question my allegiance to. A pound of plums costs about the same as the strawberries, and takes up a lot less space in my bag seeing as it is not...

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Smoke

Apparently there was a smoke condition along the 4/5/6 lines today So they shut off the air conditioning. This quickly made conditions very uncomfortable. I almost immediately started sweating, and I was seated. The lack of a/c...

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New friend

I’ve entered into a new correspondence with an artist/pornographer/ We talk freely about sex, masturbation, her breasts. SHe has the most active mind of any woman I can remember having met through any of the porn sites....

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New Day?

If it lives up to my hype, this could be a day for the record books, or a day to point at and say that this is when I decided to stay at this company for longer than anticipated. I’ve already been here longer than...

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Yellowish Mold

At the 175th Street A train station yesterday. It used to be my everyday station. 30 years ago, I think. I was surprised at how the station looks exactly the same today as I remember it all those years ago. The same yellowish...

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Masked

I go into a certain marketplace around here for one reason. I want to know what the woman I used to be pretty flirty with looks like. I have never seen her without a mask, and she uses masks to cover about as much of her face as...

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Friday

Nothing new to say today. Like most days. I saw something on my work schedule for next week that took me 24 hours to question. I have a full day of “TRAINING” but I know not what this is for. If it’s what I...

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The return of the referral

Maybe this insurance I have, said to be about as good as it gets in the working world, isn’t all that. I did get 5-figures worth of dental work done for nothing paid by me. There is that, and that had been on my list of...

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Slightly Imperfect

I am wearing strange-to-me underwear. It’s not my usual loose-fit. It’s not clamping my junk but it’s tighter than usual. But it’s fine. The more interesting detail is how I came into possession of a set...

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Somethingness

When one of the people who usually sits near me did not show up for a couple of days I’d assumed he was fired. That’s how it goes here. Nice guy, mild-mannered, here one day, gone the next. Turns out he was not...

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Another Day

I’m still thinking about Joe. I suppose I will be for a long time, for all time. An enduring, virtually constant presence for over 23 years. Always magnanimous with his thoughts and praise for others. I had always thought...

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Stupid Commute

Saturdays did not used to be such a mess. One time I ended up walking from the Brooklyn Bridge/City Hall station but that was no problem. Today everything was a mess. The N only went as far as Queensboro Plaza, so I thought...

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Rain Late

I didn’t expect such rain. Exiting at Fulton and Dey it was pouring rain. No one seemed to have expected it. Nary an umbrella in sight. I had time, though. Being over an hour early every day has its advantages at times...

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Kind of a mess

A stramble up Hillside way turned into a bit of a mess yesterday. I wanted to bake in the 90-degree sun but not quite like this. Felt I had no control over anything. All the while I was assaying this area as if I might move...

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One-Eyed Jackie

I spotted Jackie Kennedy somewhere in New York. She knew me, a little bit. We made chitchat before...

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Objectively…

It might have been considered cute. Naked in the shower, masturbating, trying to share the joy with like-minded, similarly engaged individuals around the world. But I couldn’t figure out the technology. The hardware (huh...

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Foodz

Dookie Cough Cot Hoffee Gubble Bum Peck Blapper Cap Cukes Trench Foast Rathboom Whole Wheat Claw Rams Muna Telt Spanana Blit Chork Pops Cab Crakes Dot Hog Mocolate Chilk Robster Loll Ficken Chingers Steese Chicks Schneach Papps...

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Manhattan Beach

I did not write anything here yesterday, as I do most workdays. I was, by my standards, a little late. For me being an hour early is being late. I was late enough that my equilibrium tipped. The day before yesterday I made it to...

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July

I paid the rent. Made amends. Now I catalog the crises. Time to get repairs. Time to face the...

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What to think?

I don’t know where I am. I’m here. Present and accounted. But I’m just floating. I roam city streets with no awareness of the present. Is this a dangerous location? Am I being stared at? Am I being secretly...

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Walked the walk

First full crossing, yesterday, of the Ed Koch/Queensboro Bridge in about a month. It felt good. I...

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I don’t know

People come, people go. Back at work for first time since Monday, one of the people who got hired same time as I tells me she’s moving on. I’m indifferent to her progress, but happy that she’s happy....

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Day off, from what?

This does not feel like a day off when much of it is spent calling, recalling, and re-recalling doctors, pharmacy, and others over stuff that just cannot seem to get done. A prescription refill? They always brag about how...

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Rambles

No purpose to this day. Requested time off from work but it looks like I picked a rain day. No...

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What was that?

Starting to ask myself what happened yesterday. Is it possible I was recognized by a homeless person at Union Square? I don’t know but I did not look back, and he did not come after me. Someone yelling my name, telling me...

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Getting Fired

I have this weird premonition that I’m getting fired today. This feeling comes and goes throughout my tenure here. Assuming it comes with accrued overtime and vacation time paid out as cash I would not complain too much....

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Radio Signals

Dopy announcers strip naked accusations by their opponents. Nakedness is core to their aesthetic, with talk of waving penises and explanatory vaginas trickling over airwaves. Boiling over at times, soothing itself at others,...

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Dreams of hoarding

I am not a hoarder. At least I don’t think I am. Physical hoarder. I am a bit of a digital hoarder but who isn’t? The relentless accumulation of correspondence, cellphone pictures, data of all stripes… it...

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181 Reclaim

Reclaiming my 181, the PO Box that was my permanent address for 30+ years. I went to visit it at its previous location, finding that no one had rented it out, and that the post office peeps were using it as storage for some...

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FOUND SOME PALINDROMES I WROTE IN 2009

RATS! A BANANA SAND? HE’S BONK POTATO? O, TA. TOP KNOBS, EH? DNA’S AN, AN … A BASTARD! EROS LIVED AS POOH WON SPEED DEFICIT. POOR REDIAL LAID ERR. O, OPTIC “I” FED DEEP SNOW HOOPS A DEVIL SORE. TAO...

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3D-Printed

After one insurance provider after another refused to cover it I finally got a dental plan that paid for a custom-fit mouth guard, for Bruxism. I’ve grinded since forever but it went into overdrive during Covid, eventually...

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Lunch

My usual lunch routine is to get outside for at least half of the hour. I visit the pools, I used to play the piano at the public space on Maiden Lane but they don’t let you do that anymore. I think that is because one...

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Return

I took an extra day off work. Feeling less and less in love with this place, and the uninspiring...

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Public Space

Sitting at a POPS, a privately owned public space. It’s at Lincoln Center. I rarely see...

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Friday’s Enormous Strawberries

I discovered a new fruits and vegetables vendor. He loves his work. He sold me today’s container of strawberries like he was handing me a newborn child.  He boasted of the strawberry’s enormous size, to which I...

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Things change

Big event for my day was expected to be the dentist. Part 2 of the “deep cleaning.” It...

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At the Saloon

Met up with a longago friend. It tends not to enter the discussion but we were romantically...

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Go To Church

I did it. I followed through on the plan. I went to church on Sunday, staying for the full service for the first time in probably 30 years. I have attended other services in that time. But I never stayed past the sermon. I have...

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Main Street

Or as I continuously called it yesterday: Strain Meet. Strain Meat. I wanted to walk its distance...

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Tocking

Inconvenient, sometimes, this nonsense of living. Opened a container of pasta salad and drops of water flicked up onto my face. Made me angry but I ate the pasta salad anyway. It didn’t deserve me. The salad itself is not...

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Sartorial concerns

I am dressed like a fucking slob today. Coffee-stained shirt, pants from 30 pounds ago, unshaved, unkempt. At least I smell passably OK but I look like I should be sleeping on a bus after being released from prison. I chose a...

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Words

Just start writing. Spray nonsense to start. Yellow bulbs of gum floating on brown oceans where mannequins swim in sewage. Charts are unable to represent the fierceness and the longevity of those mannequins dancing for their...

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Mouth

Had some dental work done yesterday. I don’t believe most dentists. I don’t believe a word they say. But these folks are good. Genuine, trustworthy, not recommending $15,000 of work while admitting it is probably not...

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Supposed to be here?

Am I even allowed here? Am I fired? Do I get the call, which would end with laughter? The call that I won’t be failing up after all? My relationship with this gig has been loose. Every shift I sign out of could be my last....

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Long walk from nowhere

I’m back on PRAY detail. Inspired by a social media interaction I finally followed up on a lead someone sent me pre-Covid, a lead on where to find a smattering of surviving etchings from the legendary scratchiti artist of...

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